Eskom to replace the word “shit” in the Oxford English Dictionary.

If you live in South Africa, you know all about Eskom. If you live overseas, you will soon know all about Eskom as the Oxford English dictionary has unanimously agreed to replace the word “shit” with “Eskom” as the word better describes something “shitty” than “shit” itself. During the post apartheid era Eskom has been…

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“Die Antwoord” music identified as cause of Ebola.

The South African rap-rave group who call themselves Die Antwoord (the answer) have been identified as the cause Ebola. This shocking discovery was announced yesterday by the World Health Organisation at their annual conference in Amsterdam amongst disarray from those in attendance who suddenly realised the terrible music that sounds like it is being sung…

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